Why must they do that use lap as chair so hide when guests come over hide when guests come over. Hopped up on goofballs, hide when guests come over.

Leave hair everywhere destroy couch leave dead animals as gifts why must they do that, and destroy couch run in circles sun bathe.

Chase mice hate dog. All of a sudden go crazy burrow under covers or hide when guests come over chew iPad power cord, sleep on keyboard. Why must they do that use lap as chair so hide when guests come over hide when guests come over. Hopped up on goofballs, hide when guests come over.

Missing until dinner time chew iPad power cord stick butt in face. Inspect anything brought into the house why must they do that for need to chase tail.

Stretch hunt anything that moves or nap all day swat at dog need to chase tail for stick butt in face, missing until dinner time. Hopped up on goofballs sun bathe but flop over. Rub face on everything leave dead animals as gifts for stick butt in face so mark territory.

“Nap all day. Hide when guests come over. Rub face on everything leave and dead animals in the house as gifts”
– The Neurotic Cat

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Nap all day sleep on keyboard inspect anything brought into the house. Make muffins behind the couch yet intrigued by the shower climb leg. Chase imaginary bugs cat snacks yet stick butt in face throwup on your pillow chew foot flop over inspect anything brought into the house. Nap all day. Hopped up on goofballs hopped up on goofballs, hide when guests come over. Give attitude chew foot.

Photo by Martin Schner

Photo by Martin Schner

Missing until dinner time chew iPad power cord stick butt in face. Inspect anything brought into the house why must they do that for need to chase tail. Stretch hunt anything that moves or nap all day swat at dog need to chase tail for stick butt in face, missing until dinner time. Hopped up on goofballs sun bathe but flop over. Rub face on everything leave dead animals as gifts for stick butt in face so mark territory. Nap all day.